Megabonk weapons

Weapons are the things that hit. Tomes are the stats underneath them. Items are the third pile. Steam never publishes a weapon total. It says you unlock characters, weapons, and items, and that upgrade offers are random and vary in rarity.

Available from the start

Weapon	What the indexes agree it does
Sword	A slash through several enemies. Sir Oofie’s start, and the kill counter for Axe and Dexecutioner.
Flamewalker	A fire trail behind you.
Lightning Staff	Lightning on nearby enemies. The level-15 task for Wireless Dagger.
Firestaff	Exploding fireballs. Fox’s start.
Chunkers	Rocks that orbit you.
Bone	Bones that bounce. Calcium’s start.
Bow	Arrows that pierce. Robinette’s start.

Unlock, then buy

Effects are the short version both indexes share. Where only one page adds a stat such as “Projectile Speed 16” or “Damage 16,” it is left out. May change with patches.

Weapon	Effect	Unlock task
Revolver	Several bullets.	Kill 7,500 enemies.
Aegis	Blocks and sends shockwaves.	Block 500 damage with Armor as Sir Oofie.
Bananarang	A projectile that returns.	Find the hidden banana in the Forest.
Aura	Damage around you.	Take no damage for 2 minutes straight.
Axe	Spinning thrown axes.	Kill 2,000 enemies with the Sword.
Space Noodle	A tether that hurts enemies between you and a target.	Clear Desert Tier 2 as Tony McZoom.
Sniper Rifle	A piercing shot. Can be aimed.	Precision Tome to level 10.
Slutty Rocket	Homing missiles. That is the name on both indexes.	Kill 15,000 enemies as CL4NK.
Shotgun	A spread shot. Can be aimed.	A low drop chance from Desert stage 2 tumbleweeds, then purchase. Both pages say about 5%.
Mines	Proximity mines.	Kill 7,500 enemies with Slutty Rocket.
Wireless Dagger	Homing daggers.	Lightning Staff to level 15.
Frostwalker	Freeze and damage nearby.	Freeze 1,000 enemies with the Ice Cube.
Tornado	Tornadoes that knock enemies back.	Charge a Charge Shrine during a Desert sandstorm. One index says once; the other says 5 times.
Dexecutioner	A piercing blade that can execute.	Kill 12,500 enemies with the Sword.
Blood Magic	Hits that can raise max HP on kill.	Bloody Tome to level 12.
Black Hole	Pulls enemies in.	Knockback Tome to level 10.
Poison Flask	A poison area.	Defeat the Scorpionussy miniboss in the Desert 3 times.
Katana	A fast cut at the closest enemy.	About a 5% drop from Desert stage 1 tumbleweeds, then purchase.
Dragon’s Breath	Fire in the direction you are moving, or an auto-aimed flame on the newer index.	Kill 1,000 Wisps as Fox in the Desert.
Dice	A 1–6 hit.	Luck Tome to level 12.
Hero Sword	A slash plus a ranged slash.	Beat a stage boss with no items, powerups, or shrines, then purchase.
Corrupted Sword	Hits both ways and hits harder at low HP.	Cursed Tome to level 20 in under 10 minutes, then purchase.
Scythe	A circle around you. On the newer index, elite kills charge a stronger swing.	Defeat Big Bob in the Graveyard, then purchase.

How to read a weapon offer

• Slots are limited until quest milestones let you buy more. See Unlocks.
• Quantity and projectile speed help guns and thrown weapons. They do less for a trail that is not a projectile. The tome page says Quantity does not apply to every weapon.
• Manual aim (Sniper Rifle, Shotgun) is a different game from Aura and Flamewalker. Do not take an aim weapon on a run where you wanted to watch the minimap.
• Character pairings — who starts with what — are on Characters.